Fucking Democrats

Hey, it's the media here: DID YOU HEAR THAT ANTHONY KENNEDY GOT IN AN ACCIDENT WHILE DRUNK DRIVING!!!!!! Oh my Christ! These fucking Democrats! You see! You see! Fucking Democrats are so immoral! I, as the media will continue to report this for days! weeks months! I hope this is reported until the November elections so that we'll no longer let these rich priveledged brats run Washington! Plus AMBIEN! Fucking AMBIEN! Boo!

oh, and the cia chief had to resign because his links to hooker parties hosted by military contractors, probably the third highest cia official too, and seven congressmen.

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